Thursday Thunks

The TT questions are brought to you by Bud, the color of Sarah Palin's bible and the number 333.
1. What radio personality bothers you the most?  Rush

2. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive? No...wimpy!

3. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew she was married, And neither her S/O or yours would never know, might you to the deed?  No, I'm not into 'she'.

4. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?  A bit of both

5. Use three words to describe yourself.  Not quite centered.

6. If Berleen was on a camping trip, do you thing she’d attract grizzlies? No, teddy bears

7. Do you think more about the past, present or future? None has dominance

8. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing, other than family or pets, that you grabbed? My new blue Pride wheelchair

9. Was your mom a cheerleader?  No, yes...sometimes...you know, the way moms are!

10. Was your dad a jock? No, doctor...but I was a golf orphan

11. Bud’s been gone a while. Do you think he will return or shut down that Googled Warned blog?  Haven't the foggiest

12. What’s your favorite junk food?  CHOCOLATE!

13. Do you believe in reincarnation?  Yes

Thursday Thunks!

Welcome to the May 6th version of Thursday Thunks!
(which we always seem to post on Wednesday)
Where we make you think a little bit before you blog!

We pick a subject, and your job is to interpret it anyway you want.
Write about it on your blog... simple as that.
Maybe you can interpret it as a picture - we don't care!
Please only leave a link if you have written a Thursday Thunks post.
Please mention us in your post, and link back to the blog here.
Don't forget to go visit the other participants' blogs.
Read and comment about all their Thursday Thunks responses!
That's what all this is about after all, isn't it?
We'll have so much fun and become lifelong friends....

The TT questions are brought to you by Kimber, the color ofWednesday's eyes and the number 5.

1. Have you ever performed the Heimlich Maneuver on someone or had it performed on you?  NO
2. Do you have a red room in your home? (Either painted red or red curtains etc.)  NO BUT I HAVE A MAROON ONE!
3. Have you ever felt like banging your head against the wall?  YES...I WHILE LEARNING HOW TO WALK DOWN A WALL BACKWARDS,,,OOPS, WRONG ANSWER...NO BECAUSE I'VE DONE IT TOO MANY TIMES ACCIDENTALLY...IT HURTS!
4. Reports came out this week that Michael Jackson was gay. Are you shocked, don't believe it, don't care or felt he was all along? DOES IT MAKE A DIFFERENCE WHAT I THOUGHT OR THINK?
5. What's the dumbest thing you have done after a breakup with a S/O?  I HONESTLY CAN''T REMEMBER
6. If Berleen and Bud are standing on the roof of a one story building and decide to throw water balloons at Kimber walking down below on the sidewalk, what color balloon hits her first?  NOW THAT IS  JUST PLAIN SILLY
7. What are the wildest, craziest pajamas you own?  DON'T WEAR PJ
8. Have you ever ridden in a sidecar on a motorcycle?  NO
9. Do/did you go party on Cinco De Mayo, and if so what color was the bartender's shirt? NEVER BEEN
10. Why does a hat have a bill?  'CAUSE A JANE WOULD JUST BE SILLY
11. If you were a WWE professional wrestler, what would your stage name be?  MINNY MOUSE
12. How many keys do you have on your keyring? DON'T...DH LOST HIS AND HAS APPROPRIATED MINE
13. What is the oldest picture you currently have in your home? What year was it taken and who/what is the photo of?  PORTRAIT OF MY GREAT GRAND PARENTS ...DON'T KNOW THE YEAR BUT IT WAS BEFORE I WAS BORN IN '45

Thursday Thunks

Welcome to the November 19th version of Thursday Thunks!
(which we always seem to post on Wednesday)

Where we make you think a little bit before you blog!

We pick a subject, and your job is to interpret it anyway you want. Write about it on your blog... simple as that. Maybe you can interpret it as a picture - we don't care!
Please only leave a link if you have written a Thursday Thunks post. Please mention us in your post, and link back to the blog here.
Don't forget to go visit the other participants' blogs. Read and comment about all their Thursday Thunks! That's what all this is about after all, isn't it? We'll have so much fun and become lifelong friends....

This week we will answer some

crazy questions brought to you by

Kimber, the color of a clown fish and the number 10595.

1. If you won a brand new house in a Dream House Giveaway would you move into it, sell it to pay the taxes and make a profit, rent it out or give it to a family member/friend who might need it?

i really don't know. if this is my dream house it would be hard to let it go. but if i had to i would donate to a charity or to a family with a disabled member.

2. Are you good at billiards?

no and i don't know the difference between billiards and pool.

3. Does anyone on the planet really want to see Levi Johnston naked in Playgirl (other than when Bristol Palin did)?

probably but as i have the first playgirl with Burt Reynolds, i can tell you they wouldn't see a what they are really looking for.

4. Is your phone ringing right now

no, it's 2 am in the morning!

5. Do you think man has eaten or tried to eat every type of animal on the face of the earth at one point or another? If not, what don't you think man has tried?

probably. yes. now would today's man try to eat a rhinoceros or an elephant...no but the the old ones, sure, it they could catch and kill it, you bet!

6. The new movie Avatar has been showing sneak peeks and been hyped to the max. Will you see it?

no

7. If a slightly bigger fish eats a small fish, then a bigger fish immediately eats that one, then an even bigger fish immediately eats that fish and then finally a huge fish eats the one that just ate that fish and it gets caught by you... how many meals will you have from that one fish?

none....i don't like fish.

8. If you had an appointment with the doctor and all the plants in the office were dead, would you still see the doctor?

yes,, he may be as bad as i am at growing house plants...and his office people may have the same problem. i would suggest he gets rid the them as others may not be as open minded as i.

9. Have you ever seen the number 666 in a dream?

not that i remember.

10. "At 20 years of age the will reigns, at 30 the wit, at 40 the judgment."~ Benjamin Franklin

So what happens at 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, 100?

damned if i know!

11. Would you want your phone number to be (area code) 123-4567?

why?

Thursday Thunks (2)

Welcome to the November 12th version of Thursday Thunks!
(which we always seem to post on Wednesday)

Where we make you think a little bit before you blog!

We pick a subject, and your job is to interpret it anyway you want. Write about it on your blog... simple as that. Maybe you can interpret it as a picture - we don't care!
Please only leave a link if you have written a Thursday Thunks post. Please mention us in your post, and link back to the blog here.
Don't forget to go visit the other participants' blogs. Read and comment about all their Thursday Thunks! Thats what all this is about afterall, isn't it? We'll have so much fun and become lifelong friends....

This week we will answer some

crazy questions brought to you by

Kimber & her fathead hubby Anthony, the color of chocolateand the number 2.

1. Thursday Thunks is written by 2 insane women (Berleen & Kimber) that have never met face to face yet are best friends. One lives in Minnesota and the other in Arizona. They keep trying to convince each other to move to their state. What color house will Berleen have here in Arizona? a very pale, pale yellow

2. Do you dream in black & white or color, and how do you know your brain isn't just playing games with you? i think in color and i know my brain makes fun of me...been doing that for many, many moons

3. Does bubble gum lose it's flavor on the bedpost? i don't know that it loses as much as mine picked up the mahogeny flavor. (that i have an excellent memory of! i even can remember what copper pennies tasted like .)

4. We're buying Underoos. Which superhero do you pick? not a clue...i know nothing of underoos...way after my time and no kids to teach me...so i guess i will have to figure it out when i get there.

5. Do you think if you yell loud enough while watching your favorite sporting event, it makes a difference in the outcome of the event? nononono...there is no yelling while they are skating! clapping to the music...yes, but no yelling! now after they have finished their program, then lots of yelling and clapping like made for you favs!

6. Is the word gullible in the dictionary? my dad seemed to think it was big in my personal dictionary! now if you are wanting me to check spelling...not going to happen! talking i can do, math and spelling are beyond me!

7. If you could pick any currancy to be the face on which currancy would it be? a german finning...it is the smallest piece of currency i have ever seen...so the picture could be of any one and not scare small children.

8. What was your imaginary friend's name as a kid, and did they ever annoy you or just us? i had no imaginary friend...didn't need one...i had sisters and we shared rooms forever! besides, i never needed anyone to get me into trouble...i mastered it all by myself (and took my younger sister with me).

9. Do you think it's ironic that the poop deck is in the rear of the ship? i've never thought about it and i don't want to now either...i just want to be a party pooper!

Thank you to my hubby for helping with insane questions when we are both sick, and you now know the crazy I married. No drugs, just insanity. And lots of laughter. Can't wait to read your answers.

Thursday Thunks (times 2) as I missed it last week

Welcome to the November 5th version of Thursday Thunks!
(which we always seem to post on Wednesday)

Where we make you think a little bit before you blog!

We pick a subject, and your job is to interpret it anyway you want. Write about it on your blog... simple as that. Maybe you can interpret it as a picture - we don't care!
Please only leave a link if you have written a Thursday Thunks post. Please mention us in your post, and link back to the blog here.
Don't forget to go visit the other participants' blogs. Read and comment about all their Thursday Thunks! That's what all this is about after all, isn't it? We'll have so much fun and become lifelong friends....

This week we will answer some

crazy questions brought to you by

Kimber, the color of sweet potato pie and the number B12.

1. Mad Cow disease, Bird Flu, Swine Flu...what barnyard animal will cause the next big outbreak of disease? owls never tell.

2. Sesame Street turns 40 this month. If you were to be on Sesame Street, which character would you want to be in a scene with? Grouch...he reminds me my dh's mood lately.

3. We are out shopping for a new laptop. Which one do you pick and why? a green mac pro. why not?! it's my mac!

4. Have you ever dried a flower in a book (pressing)? If so what was the flower and the name of the book? no

5. Do you think it's important to study other planets? If so, why or why not? not for me it isn't...because i like it right here on terra firma earth!

6. Have you ever walked out of a movie at the theater? What was the movie, how much was the ticket and why did you walk out? yes! night of the living dead. don't remember cost (it was 20 some odd years ago). the plot was missing, the dialog was worse, and i got tired of people biting and blood shooting out...it wasn't even laughable!

7. Does the city/town you live in have traffic enforcement cameras? Have you ever gotten a citation/ticket/fine from one? If so, did you pay or fight it? yes. no. but would probably pay it if i did it and fight if i knew i had not.

8. If your neighbor is having a baby would you buy a baby gift for them? no, but i would call one of the trashy newsie people 'cause they are too old to be having more babies!

9. How many questions are too many questions? if i get bored or tried of answering, that's too many.

10. Do you have a handwritten journal you write in everyday? no but i did have one that i would sporadically write in.

11. Have you already made plans for 2010? no, i am still dealing with 2009

12. Thursday Thunks has a huge party for all those who play along each week. Where is the party, how long does it last and does Kimber fall off the roof dropping crayons? If so, what color of crayon does she fall on? not at my house! i don't want to have to clean house before or after. it last as long as i am there because when i leave, it will just be in my memory. no, we will all keep an eye on her. green, it will match the grass stains.

13. We may have "blogger celebrity" questions in the near future. Are you excited? Woop Woop

Thursday Thunks

The Halloweeney Version of Thursday Thunks

Welcome to the October almost Halloweenth version of Thursday Thunks!
(which we always seem to post on Wednesday)

Where we make you think a little bit before you blog!

We pick a subject, and your job is to interpret it anyway you want. Write about it on your blog... simple as that. Maybe you can interpret it as a picture - we don't care!
Please only leave a link if you have written a Thursday Thunks post. Please mention us in your post, and link back to the blog here.
Don't forget to go visit the other participants' blogs. Read and comment about all their Thursday Thunks! That's what all this is about after all, isn't it? We'll have so much fun and become lifelong friends....

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by Berleen, the color Blood red and the number 31.

1. So Halloween is this weekend, if you haven't heard. Are you gonna open your doors up or not? Not...there are not many who come and we don't need consume the left overs...we are fluffy enough.
2. You better open 'em cuz I'm coming... what are you putting in my treat bag? Well, if you must, you will probably get an orange or because of you age, a beer.
3. Since October is the bestest month for television (well for cable & dish subscribers it is) and there is a horror movie on at any given time of the day - are you sick of them yet? Reached that years ago when they got so bloody!
4. Which one of those movies can you watch over & over again? All of the ones from the Lon Chaney, Bella LaGosey, Boris Carliff.
5. Tell us about a Halloween scare you've had.... I can''t remember any...I've had scares but just not any involving Halloween ..and as that is the subject, we will not go into them.
6. Did you watch the old Casper cartoons when you were a youngin? Well, back then they weren't old I suppose, but I'm sure you still understand my question. Of course...they were sweet.
7. Have you ever found a four-leaf clover? Yes, several!
8. Haunted Houses... you know, the kinds you pay to get in and they chase you with chainsaws and severed heads.... do you like 'em? No.
9. Do you use cute cartoon type wrapping paper for Christmas presents or the not cutesy paper? Or are you one of those gift card and/or gift bag people? I use whatever I like at the time. I have used funnies from the newspaper, tissue paper, etc. It's fun to use different things.
10. How long do boiled eggs need to stay in the boiling water before they become hard boiled eggs? It's been so long since I made them, I would have to look it up in Joy of Cooking, my kitchen bible.
11. Jason is coming in through your front door... Freddy is coming through your back door... zombies are at every window of the house and Norman Bates is calling to invite you to dinner... what do you do? Be at the movies watching a comedy and then spending the night at a lovely hotel until Halloween is over.
12. Did you know that the scariest part of Halloween is giving all of your Reeses Peanut Butter Cups away? No, why?
13a. If you were to play a part of a haunted house (not the ghosts in the attic kind), what would you want to be? A witch stirring a cauldron of something bubbling and steaming.
13b. Have you ever played a part in a haunted house? No they are way after my time.
14. If Thursday Thunks had a Halloween party, what do you think Kimber & Berleen would come dressed as? Twiddle Dumb and Twiddle Dee? Raggedy Ann and Andy? The Mummy and Frankenstein?
15. Do you cook a turkey for Thanksgiving? Yes, and any other time I can find an excuse to!
16. Have you ever read a book that scared the pants off of you? Yes, Hell House...shiver!
17. Whats the predicted high temperature for today? 72
18. Have you ever howled at the moon? Sure but it is more fun to howling with my dogs (we call it singing). Poor DH, he can't get them to sing with him.
19.You are in an alley and a werewolf and a vampire are coming at you - one of them has to win. Which one do you want to bite you? Neither, thank you. OK, if you are going to be fussy about it...vampire...they always sort of hypnotize you before biting.

Thursday Thunks

Memes, And Endorsements, And Zombies- Oh My!

Welcome to the October 22nd version of Thursday Thunks!

(which we always seem to post on Wednesday)

Where we make you think a little bit before you blog!

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by

Kimber, the number 70, and the color mellow.

1. If you were to start a meme (or a second or third), what would you call it and what day would you pick? nope, not gonna happen! know too many that have good ones.

2. When a celebrity endorses a product, do you really believe they like it/use it? every once in a while, i do they like it and use it but not most of the time.

3. Why don't zombies ever just eat each other? i think they go by smell and they don't smell good to one another!

4. If you were an elephant, would you rather roam free or be in a zoo? free!

5. The doorbell rings on October 31st, do you answer it? no...my dh doesn't like this holiday or kids.

6. If you see a piece of paper on the ground while out & about, do you pick it up? If so, do you look to see what it is? if there is a trash can close by i might to pitch it...but i wouldn't look at it. now pennies, i always pick up!

7. If Jon Gosselin and Octomom got married and then their own reality show, do you think she would try to get pregnant again for better ratings? yes, but if they did marry, i am sure he would be "fixed" first.

8. If Thursday Thunks was to be put on hold or quit completely, would you be sad? YES!!! THIS IS FUN! (even when i am a bit late posting)

Thursday Thunks

Welcome to the October 15th version of Thursday Thunks!

(which we always seem to post on Wednesday)

Where we make you think

a little bit before you blog!

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by

Kimber, the number 32 (as in only 32 people played last week)and the color of dog poop on your shoe.

1. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses,
And all the king's men,
Couldn't put Humpty together again.

Why was Humpty Dumpty sitting on that wall? to see what was on the other side.

2. If Mother Goose and Father Time had kids, what would they look like and what would they be named? Lucy looks more like her mother, but Tick, Tock, and Dickery take after their dad.

3. Does Barbie have kankles? i don't know...what are "kankles"?

4. Have you ever been featured in a magazine? sort of

5. Did your parents keep a baby book for you? If so, how often have you looked through it? not for a long time.

6. If someone dropped off a case of candy bars at your front door, what kind of candy bar would you want? (Berleen's question from Insanity Cafe.) CHOCOLATE anything!

7. Rub-a-dub-dub,
Three men in a tub,
And how do you think they got there? Well, wouldn't you your first time in Japan?
The butcher, the baker,
The candlestick-maker,
They all jumped out of a rotten potato,
'Twas enough to make a man stare.

What happened to the rotten potato? Further more, if they jumped out of a rotten potato, do you think they stink? It was thrown in the compost heap...it's a green thing. Stink?! Why else do you think they ran to the tub?

Thursday Thunks

Kimber Has A Migraine, So This Week Is Thunker's Questions~ Enjoy!

Welcome to the October 8th version of Thursday Thunks!

(which we always seem to post on Wednesday)

Where we make you think

a little bit before you blog!

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by

Thursday Thunkers, the number 301 and the color ketchup red.

~This week we will answer questions from the Thunkers themselves. All questions were copied and pasted directly from the blogs. We will continue thunkers questions next week so if we haven't used your question yet... we will!~

1. Bud- What type of meme question is the hardest? this one because i can't think of a good answer

2. Smart Cent's Mom- If you could be any person living or dead, who would you be? me. it has taken a long time learning to be me. in that time, i've learned, no one gets out scot free so why take on someone else's problems. now if i could "see" someone else's reality, that would be a different question entirely. no, i will not answer that question here....what would i have to some when someone else asked it!

3. Thom- You accidentally bumb into someone at a store and you apologize. The person you bumped into says no problem and you notice food stuck in their teeth. What do you do? knowing me and my big mouth, i would tell them...'cause lord knows, i would want someone to tell me!

4. Captured Memories- "Do you ever shed a tear when you poop?" having done the prep for a colonoscopy, yes, on more than one occasion...but in 5 years when they ask me to do it again, i will.

5. Mejis- If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, it's still a tree, right? yes.

6. Tosin- What is something you have said to someone that you wish you could take back? "sure, no problem, i'll do it."

7. Annie's home- not feeling very creative here so I will ask if you were in the Big Brother house how would you play the game? not having watched it i have not the foggiest idea!

8. Meandering Matt- Mac (which is still a PC (personal computer) in my opinion) or PC (Microsoft)? MAC

9. Living Dead Nurse- Do you think Jay Leno’s show should be cancelled? no, why spoil the fun someone else is having?

10. Dixie Chick- I LOVE VICTORIA SECRET PANTIES AND THEY ARE THE ONLY KIND I WEAR. JUST BOUGHT 5 NEW PAIR THE OTHER DAY. 2 BLACK, 2 RED AND 1 PURPLE. THEY ARE ALL FRESHLY WASHED AND READY TO WEAR. MY QUESTION IS.....WHAT SIZE BRA DO I WEAR...? d or smaller cup size as they don't believe well endowed women want to feel sexy! for that, you go to fredrick's of hollywood.

11. And finally one by Kimber (just so you don't think I am too lazy)- There is a rattlesnake living behind the warehouse my husband's company just moved into, tarantulas in our side yard, scorpions all around at night and coyotes howling and running down the street in front of our house. So what color sheets will you want on your bed when you come to visit me? don't bother, i'm sleeping in a motel or hotel or we are going to stay up talking ALL NIGHT LONG with lots of lights, than you very kindly!

Thursday Thunks

Welcome to the October 1st version of Thursday Thunks!

(which we always seem to post on Wednesday)

Where we make you think

a little bit before you blog!

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by

Kimber, the number uno and the color of the night in a moonless sky.

1. What color is your mouthwash?

orange

2. Do you remember your first phone number? Have you called it recently? taylor6 7863...no...that number is 56 years old...i am sure there have been too many changes since then

3. BPD in OKC's question- Do you have a super-secret hiding place and what's in it? not i, but i think dh does...it's call "the office" and because of off the crap on the floor, it is a total archatechual barrier...what's in it? i don't think even he knows. but it is his man cave so...

4. When was the last time you used a pay phone? How much did it cost to make the call? i don't remember when, but it was pissing down rain and i was cold and wet and needed dh to come rescue me and the dead car! (shortly after that, we got my first cell phone.)

5. What was that noise? the dog snoring, the ceiling fan?

6. Stef H's question- how long is a woodpecker's pecker? as i am not an ornathologist, i have not for the foggiest idea.

7. How many comments did you receive on your last Thursday's Thunk? 8 but they were good comments

Thursday Thunks

Welcome to the September 24th version of Thursday Thunks!

(which we always seem to post on Wednesday)

Where we make you think

a little bit before you blog!

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by Kimber, the number 1172007 and the color of the walls in an asylum.

1. Does soap or shampoo have to really lather up for you to feel that it cleaned thoroughly? yes, but it is probably from being brain washed by parents and teachers and television.

2. Do you have a long standing joke with someone that you still laugh about every time you talk to that person? no, at least not that i can think of at this moment.

3. Share something that happened to you this past week that was unusual. my body decided i had been treating it disrespectfully, so it put me to sleep for something like more than 12 hours! what's with that?

4. If you dropped a purple crayon and a green crayon off a roof, which would melt faster in the sun? neither, i don't get on roofs. you see you have to climb up on a ladder and they are really not wheelchair accessible.

5. You are standing in line (grocery store, bank, etc.), and someone gets in line behind you that stinks. The stink is so bad that people in line in front of you turn around and look to see if you are the one causing the stink. Do you cover your nose, hold your breath, breathe through your mouth or just get out of line altogether? Herbert Tarr said in THE CONVERSION OF CHAPLIN COHEN, "it says in the talmud, it is better to throw oneself on a burning bush than to humiliate another publicly. however it is not written in the talmud what to do if there is no burning bush handy."

6. If you dropped your cell phone in the toilet, would you fish it out? If so, how much soap would you use to wash your hands afterwards? i think that would depend on when i dropped it...before or after. and yes, it would involve lots of soap and water...hot water.

7. Sydney Australia dust storm (link). How long do you think it would take you to clean your house after that sort of dust storm? have you every been to west texas or the panhandle of texas? i know that was why my mother had daughters...with everyone assigned a task, it just take a really good vacuum and lots of cleaning cloths and hands! (or a lot of money to get a good cleaning crew in.)

8. Do you think you can dance? no. but after watch Tom Delay, i don't think i should worry much.

9. You are out to eat and someone across the room is staring at you. Do you get paranoid, try to ignore them, or go find out why they are staring at you? the last time it happened, i was in panama, 19 or 20, eating dinner with my parents and younger sister. it was a lady. i was telling my dad about it when she suddenly got up and rushed to the table. when she arrived, she called me by name and said she would have recognize me anywhere. she said nothing to my little sister (2 years my junior). after she left, i asked my dad when she would have seen me last. "oh, you were about 5." talk about deflation! and i was/am a fairly buxom lady.

10. Come up with a crazy, wacky Thursday Thunk question. have you ever colored your hair and had to live with the disaster? or any other such hair raising experience?