1. mom passed bathroom where junior was sitting the the toliet patting his head.
mom: what are you doing
kid: well, works for catsup
2. mom talking on the phone suddenly starts laughing. when asked what was so funny, she said: my 3yo just woke up, came in, and crawled up on the couch so he could look out the window. suddenly he started jumping about as he cried out: mommy! mommy! look! MILK!!!
(it was the first time he had seen snow. it was coming down hard. not the tiny stuff, but the big fat ones. like fluffy down feathers. we are in texas, don't cha know.)
