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Wednesday Wickedness

WEDNESDAY, MAY 26, 2010 Yes, i know i am late but it looked like fun!

Simon Cowell

Hi and welcome to our brand new Wednesday Wickedness. We are like other memes in that we will ask you ten questions each and every Wednesday. But our little "twist" is that each week we will pick a famous person and pick ten of their quotes. Each of our questions will be based on the quotes. Got it? Great! Let's begin this week's meme!

Today we picked Simon Cowell. Here's Wednesday Wickedness!1. “If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.” How well do you swim?  CAN YOU SAY BLUP BLUP BLUP?2. “I think he knows how to articulate something that people are entertained by and still be true to the message he's trying to send, ... very aware of himself.” How self aware do you think you are?  WE HAVE BEEN INTRODUCED, ME, MYSELF, AND I.3. “If you've got a big mouth and you're controversial, you're going to get attention.” Who has a big mouth that you like?  ORCA WHALES4. “I think you have to judge everything based on your personal taste. And if that means being critical, so be it. I hate political correctness. I absolutely loathe it.” Do you believe in political correctness? WITH THE WAY PEOPLE KEEP POINTING IT OUT, HOW CAN YOU NOT BELIEVE IN IT. I HAVE BEEN KNOW TO BE CRITIQUED FOR NOT USING IT.5. “I find Paula patronizing. It's as simple as that. Paula is more damaging than I am to these contestants because a lot of people just shouldn't be singing for a living.” Do you ever patronize people?  NO, BUT LOTS OF STORES.6. “Not everybody is perfect, and I don't think we should be looking for perfect people.” Do you or someone you know strive constantly to be perfect? MY SISTER, POOR BABY!7. “I never want to hear that song again. I cannot stand it. I'm allergic to it.” What song are you totally sick of and why? LUCKILY I AM OLD AND SO IT HAS PASSED OUT EVERYONES PLAY LIST.8. “I like the fact that they're cocky now from the age of four.” How old were you when you got cocky? What changed to make you so?  PROBABLY AFTER COLLEGE WITH I REALIZED THAT LIGHTENING WOULD NOT STRIKE ME FOR SO MANY THING.9. “And there's more open hostility among them because the competition is so intense.” When you compete with someone, have you ever gotten hostile? NO, I FIGURE MY ODDS ARE THAT I WILL WIN OR LOSE AS THAT IS PART OF THE GAME.10. “Why are you having a normal conversation with him? This is a dairy farmer dressed as a woman.” Do you talk differently to someone because of the way that they are dressed?  HECK NO! YOU COULD MISS SO MUCH.
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