Friday, September 10, 2010

About time!

So reading my email of other people's blog postings, I came across one that was showing off a coffee tables from All Coffee bane of my wheelchair! But being the nosey little critter I am, I wondered over to CSN and some how ended up look at end tables. This one stuck my eye! No wonder it is a top seller!
Isn't it beautiful! ('comes in different woods if you aren't as in love with the cherry much as I). What really caught my eye is the little pull-out tray to hold cups or glasses which seems to have a covering that would protect it from water marks! I really dislike water marks on wood (which are so prevalent on my inherited end tables from my father)!  With that handy-dandy shelf, you just have to train house inhabitants to use the shelf and not the top! Beauty and function! Works for me! 

And then there is that lovely door underneath (could be a good storage place for my yarn or some of those books from my overcrowded book shelves)!

If they like my posting, I could get a discount on my next order from CSN! They appreciate postings.

Because Kski sent me an email!


 If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered
rape or shoplifting?

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead or just murdered?

 Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'?  Where's that extra penny going to?

 Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

 Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

 How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

 Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying  a corpse drive in  the  carpool lane  ?

If the professor on Gilligan's  Island  can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

 Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!

 If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

 Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?